Oddity Odyssey day 2: Sizzling day Mega Post

Woke up in San Luis Obispo, ate at Me Hung Low restaurant. It was so hot out that skating was a non issue, so we drove to Morro Bay. And took a dip in the freezing Pacific Ocean. Morro Beach is famous for Morro Rock, behind Billy here. People were out enjoying themselves in the sun and sand. Josh and Grif started digging to China. They were obsessed with digging a deep one. It took a lot of work. Then they used it to bury Josh up to the neck. It was pretty sweet. We packed him in pretty tight, stomped it down real good. It looked funny. Then Billy pretended to punt his head... And Josh Hulked out like a baby squirting out of the earth, newly reborn and fully corn-dogged. Matt and Kevin lay their skinny white bodies down for some charring. The demo, which I have NO photos of (because I was skating) was seriously an oven. When you walk into the park, your face starts burning, and it feels like your eyebrows were singing off. The dudes handled it like men. Then we signed autographs at the Esteem shop. They held a BBQ for us too, Thanks! Kids were chomping hot-dogs, totally unaware of how sketchy they are. Josh scarfed one too... And Billy was all over it. Look at Johnny, 'I want the relish." The one armed man was there, he was telling us about his various attachments. Then we hit a swimmin' hole with a rope swing into a deep pit of water. It was just what we needed after getting so baked in the skatepark. Billy was back to his old shenanigans, whacking golf balls at stop signs. He has a pretty good swing. Matt B hit the sign first try. There was great light on these winsome young lads. We drove back to SLO for dinner and messing around. Logan K's foot was jacked, he had a blister from walking on the hot sand earlier at Morro Bay.