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Image Description ...When Josh is standing in your way while you are trying something on a giant Hubba Ledge, and Griffin is standing there taking a polaroid... See the Middle-finger "fuck you" of sweat formed on Josh's back? Later, Johnny front blunted that beast...
Posted March 15th, 2006
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WEll it happends to the best of us
Posted By: winston on March 15th, 2006 at 01:44PM PST
that suuuuuuuuuuuucks. i hate when that happens.
Posted By: laika on March 15th, 2006 at 02:07PM PST
J-Lay OWNS front blunts.and switch tres...
make a frikkin trailer for "suffer the joy". i keep on wasting my skate time everyday to see if you have a promo or somethin but theres nothing...do you know what your'e doing to me?
Posted By: some anonymous pawn on March 15th, 2006 at 02:09PM PST
Haha thats such a fake poloroid you edit these in photoshop to have a poloroid backround right kev?
Posted By: christian on March 15th, 2006 at 02:22PM PST
the middle finger of sweat, hahahaha.
Posted By: matt on March 15th, 2006 at 02:33PM PST
shit, Zeud. that finger formulated of sweat molecules (mainly concisting of NaCl - sodium chloride) has got me thinkin'. My hypothesis is that the sweat which appears on the shirt is only 67.93% of the perspiration which was released at the time the photograph was taken. therefore 31.03% of it remainds on the epidermis, and 1.04% of the sweat is lost through vaparization. therefore, josh's sweat is not an efficient cooling agent. But anyway- such a vile jesture should not be efficient anyway.
Posted By: the duke of the sweat finger on March 15th, 2006 at 03:37PM PST
johnny must have HUGE BALLS to do a front blunt on that, which brings me to contemplate. I wonder what his sperm count is.
Posted By: goo goo muck on March 15th, 2006 at 03:50PM PST
My friend sweated an Emerica logo on his shirt once. The finger is better though.
Posted By: Television Kicks It on March 15th, 2006 at 05:00PM PST
haha i love the balls comment.
Posted By: missy. on March 15th, 2006 at 05:28PM PST
haha i love the balls comment.
Posted By: missy. on March 15th, 2006 at 05:28PM PST
Funny shit.
Posted By: Master Shake on March 15th, 2006 at 05:31PM PST
YO PLAYBOIS i am from WEST VA AND I AM SKATING IN THE RIVERS AND MOUNTANS THERE ARE VERY GOOD SPOTS IN WEST VA CUZ THERE ARE ONLY 5 PEOPLE IN THAT STATE ALL RELATED TOOOOOO



YEAHHHHH PLAYBOISSS
Posted By: BEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF on March 15th, 2006 at 05:52PM PST
yabl yabl yabl yabl yabl yabl yab blabedy blabedy blabedy blab just kiddin thats coo.
Posted By: thomas woodruff and Dustin Hughb on March 15th, 2006 at 06:57PM PST
if ur walkin go this way
if ur ridin a bike go that way
if ur josh harmony get in the way
if ur j-lay eat it.
Posted By: thomas woodruff and dustin hughb on March 15th, 2006 at 07:07PM PST
what trick is he trying on the photo? lookes like a smith gone wrong!?
Posted By: ola on March 16th, 2006 at 04:17AM PST
if you look at the sweat stain from the side with harm's left arm up it looks like a tank aiming to take out his brain.
Posted By: adam on March 16th, 2006 at 05:59AM PST
gooooooooo JJOOHHNNNNYY. WTF were you thinking JOsh.
Posted By: TMmonster on March 16th, 2006 at 07:12AM PST
I know this is the huge hubba J-lay skated but i can't see the hubba it almost looks like he is doing a wallride. But you look at the grind mark and there is that huge hubba.
Posted By: nebraska loves harmony on March 16th, 2006 at 07:30AM PST
howzintine cumlisk nowoneslicken comis to germany
Posted By: hitler is da shit on March 16th, 2006 at 10:42AM PST
wow.
im a frequent toy machine website nerd.
and i enjoy it too
Posted By: Josh O'Leary on March 16th, 2006 at 08:12PM PST
eat your crust.
dildo muncher,
Posted By: Josh O'Leary on March 16th, 2006 at 08:13PM PST
All I do is look at this website and skate. I NEED A LIFE
Posted By: Ty The Man on March 17th, 2006 at 10:18AM PST
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID! ITS A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN WALL RIDE!!! THE BLACK LINE ON THE WALL IS MARKS FROM HIS WHEELS! NOT FUCKING GRIND MARKS! NOBODY DOES A FS WALL RIDE LIKE JOHHNY! I LOVE SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Josh O'lame on March 17th, 2006 at 10:18AM PST
So, He front blunted a wall?

look again, watch the video. It's a hubba ledge.
Posted By: ed on March 17th, 2006 at 11:25AM PST
shit son, my dawg upin da hillz blunt the wall, da car, sheeeet. it aint nuthin when ya pro. tonya hardin doze tre axcels. holla son. J-Z's fovorite type of bread? holla
Posted By: holla son on March 17th, 2006 at 01:06PM PST
sheeet cuz, my dawg up in da hillz blunt a wall, a car, it aint nuthin when ya pro. holla, tonya hardin doze tre axcels. fo real. J-Z's fovorite type of bread? holla
Posted By: holla son on March 17th, 2006 at 01:11PM PST
Man thats such a huge ledge. Josh is a badass without even tryin, it just comes naturally. (Im talkin about the back of his shirt
Posted By: SHMO on March 17th, 2006 at 03:52PM PST
muy weenoo el skater!!
muy wen truco!!!
bkn!
Posted By: karonxa_xd69_2131@hotmail.com on March 22nd, 2006 at 05:25PM PST
Josh O'lame

can't you fucking see the ledge? you blind fuck. it's clearly a fucking hubba. any way stop lurking and go skate.
Posted By: hipocriter on April 13th, 2006 at 05:57AM PST
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